Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Top ten reasons to move AMSOL to Florida

10. Law clinic program would be able to add significant medicare/medicaid law experience.

9. Higher hispanic population guarantees less chance that the locals will mispronounce the name.

8. Frequent hurricanes will give students real life experience in insurance law.

7. Disneyland world. Epcot is a good comparison piece to the crystal palace.

6. Student budgets will go farther because flip-flops are considered dress apparel.

5. Real cohibas have to be cheaper there.

4. Florida law still allows for slip and fall tort recovery.

3. There aren't all those evil manufacturing corporations littering the job announcements.

2. No snow. ever.


1. With all those retirees, cable TV subsciptions have to be cheaper.

4 Comments:

At 8:30 PM, October 26, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

um, it's "7. Disneyworld."

 
At 5:53 AM, October 27, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the smell of blue hair in the morning.

 
At 7:26 AM, October 27, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot environmental law opportunities.

Considering how close the permanent campus will be to the Everglades, including a Florida panther refuge, you might want to think about that.

Also, perhaps lawsuits against gator bites, coral snake bites, and fire ant infestations.

 
At 12:44 PM, November 03, 2005, Blogger Uhaul said...

Give me a break. An all devout Catholic Community in Naples is a great idea, and a great way for T.M. to spend his billions. I may end up there. Is it best for the Law School to be there? Time will tell. Pray for humility.

 

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